In the Darkest Part of the Deepest Ocean, Sidonis, the Most Mystical of Beasts, Grew Lonelier as the Eons etched by, But One Day, He Created an OKCupid profile and Searched High and Low for Love. And On his Search, He Did find Love! And, for Sidonis, This Was Just the Beginning…

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Deep at the bottom of the ocean, broing out with Neptune and Poseidon
he made an account so he could find some new best friends.
Because he's already got himself a lover
and he proclaims that he doesn't need another
and it's lame that you can't find friends at the bottom of the sea.

And Sidonis, a legendary creature, world traveled and mystical.
He's been everywhere from Costa Rica to Istanbul.
So if you're an enchanting creature living in the heart of Japan,
send him a message and be his new best friend.

But he's got a heart like an elephant, a terrible metaphor but you get what I meant (even more terrible because it's actually a simile).
He loves computers and the Internet,
he's the tallest person that he's ever met.
The children run in fear when they see him on the streets.


from We Can't be Alone Forever if We're Alone Together, track released February 14, 2013
Written, Recorded and Produced by Tanner Turner
Mixed and Mastered by Tanner Turner



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Tanner Turner is a mythical beast from the quiet suburbs of Baltimore, Maryland. When the moon is full and his heart is heavy, he calls upon strangers, happenings and feelings found in cyberspace and beyond to craft delicious pop masterpieces, sloppily recorded, full of noise and human error for you and your best friends and family and anyone else you might know to enjoy. ... more

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