Forged from the Fires of Creation, GreenChrissy, (Whom, I should note, is not actually green) the Ripest Goddess that this World ever did see, will bring us Divinity, Beta​-​Carotene and Vitamin C.

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From another planet with tomato throwing antics,
paper clipping, double dipping in blue cheese.
Professionally napping, pretty girl in wrapping,
you're lovely and I don't believe in leagues.

Splendid isolation summons divine invocations
to keep in touch with yourself spiritually.
Goddess of Tomatoes, harness powers until they know
your mighty wrath and all your greatest mercy.

And smite them down. Don't spare the seeds
because you're the goddess that we all need.
Friendly, interesting and full of wild dreams.
And Bloody Mary doesn't compare,
and tonight I'll say my prayers to
the Goddess of Tomatoes before I go to sleep.


from We Can't be Alone Forever if We're Alone Together, track released February 14, 2013
Written, Recorded and Produced by Tanner Turner
Mixed and Mastered by Tanner Turner
Additional Guitars by Sean Clancy



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Tanner Turner is a mythical beast from the quiet suburbs of Baltimore, Maryland. When the moon is full and his heart is heavy, he calls upon strangers, happenings and feelings found in cyberspace and beyond to craft delicious pop masterpieces, sloppily recorded, full of noise and human error for you and your best friends and family and anyone else you might know to enjoy. ... more

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